THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE
or
A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY OF
HUMANITIES
PARASITICAL RELATIONSHIP WITH ITS HOST
PLANET EARTH
Dear Children of Men:
Be it understood that if you were the only form of life currently
occupying space upon this third rock from the sun I would happily let you
continue your self destructive behavior to the point of your own
extinction and think to myself well done, good riddance!
However, since you are not alone upon this earth, and since your
current state of willful blindness now threatens all other life forms you
have been given dominion over, you may consider this your formal
notification of my intent to engage you in what the majority of your
species shall perceive and proclaim to be a hostile takeover!
STEP ONE
Unto the seven churches in Asia Confuseus says:
As supreme lord of the four elements that comprise fundamentally the
entire universe, if I bring solid matter from the realm of infinite space
(Heaven) crashing through the atmosphere culminating in multiple
impacts that drive large sections of the coastal Andes into the Pacific
Ocean, what percentage of islands currently occupying space in said body
of water shall "NOT" disappear.
or
According to the current Western Judeo-Christian(Roman) measurement
of time, today is the last day of the year 2019 A.D. (after death). Since I
have just designated the year of 2020 A.D. as year 0, will history continue
to record the following year as 2021 A.D., or, in keeping with its
tradition of descriptive embellishments record such as year 1 A.D.D.
(after death &destruction) ?
P.S. : ARE WE HAVING FUN YET?
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