The World This Week

                                             THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE
                                                                            or
                                             A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY
                                               OF THE RAPE, PILLAGE AND
                                           DEFILEMENT OF MOTHER EARTH

  This Week, Confuseus says:

  Dear Greta:  Congratulations young lady!  Your recent actions have earned you the much
coveted position in the biblical prophecy "and a child shall lead them".  This means that you
are now exempt from any future judgement and subsequent destruction that might befall them
that continue too destroy the earth after next years regeneration event.

  Therefore, while your detractors shall continue to claim that god is dead I can assure you
little sister that the Spirit of such that entered into this body in March of 1983 "IS NOT'!
And while I can do nothing about your stolen dreams you now have my word that the
future is yours, not theirs, even if the imbecilic windbags force me to steal it back for you
myself, thereby insuring the continuity of existence for all.

                                                           Sincerely:  The Lord of Illusion