THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE
vs
THE CELEBRITY APPRENTICE
or
A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY
OF EGOTISM
This Week, the recent winner of the Bully Pulpit continued his bully tactics with a dressing down
of the Australian P.M. over one of his predecessors inked agreements on some refugees. Then, just
as this minor policy roe began to settle my new presidential apprentice let his ego loose at a prayer
luncheon, taking aim at the ratings of his Hollywood replacement, the Terminator himself!
Arnold's first return volley came in the form of a tweet, where he explained to Donald that despite
a minor drop from his own heyday, Arnold's personal favorability as well as the shows were
both higher than that of the new Presidential Apprentice himself.
But it was several hours later that the 40 year Hollywood veteran and former Republican Governor
showed both my new apprentice as well as the rest of the waking world his true mastery of the media,
taking a selfie and suggesting that perhaps he and Donald should switch roles so that the general public
could once again sleep easy at night!
Therefore this weeks edition of G.P.S. shall be judged and subsequent points awarded by he who
is blind and a Seer, speaking with a red rag hanging from an open mouth.
GLOBAL POLITICAL SCOREBOARD
Arnold: +1 (40 years, one full minute further from doomsday)
Donald: -0.5 (2 weeks, thirty seconds closer to doomsday)
TRIVIA BREAK
Name that Tune
Who is it!!!!!!!!!?
Whose words have been twisted
beyond recognition,
In order to build
your planet Earth's religions.
PICTURES AT 6 & l l
Have a Nice Day.
Sunday, February 5, 2017
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