The World This Week

This Week, Homey struggled to keep his nations A.D.D. from descending into further chaos as
blatant and overt nationalism become the intellectually challenged Tea Parties new mantra, with
the Republicans more than happy to help carry their banner if it will in any way improve their
own chances in next years election.

Meanwhile, back in Canaduh, sentimentality hit a fever pitch as royalty graced our home and
native land just in time for Canada Day celebrations, exciting the senses of weak minded souls who
continue to bow down and adore such pompous fanfare, making Stephen Harper, their duly elected
right-wing dickhead leader look like some kind of master used car salesman as he espoused his
nations untapped potential while at the same time selling it lock, stock and barrels down the recently swollen rivers to the elephant next door, leaving Homey looking like an Oreo cookie in
reverse, being the left-wing prick now sandwiched between two right-wing dicks. (Hey Homey,
does that make your sphincter tighten? K-Y. Don't leave home without it!).

On a lighter note, being forced to play the role of villain by the Devil-worshipping whoremongering inhabitants of the fascist town where I was born has proven to be somewhat
liberating since the complete absence of guilt associated with being evil has created an exhilarating sense of apathy regarding so-called friends, family, and the future fate of humanity
for that matter, having evolved into a cold and calculating tourist who's every move is among
the purist, although I must confess to getting a little misty every time I hear "He Ain't Heavy,
He's My Brother" while laboring in the Upanishads.




TRIVIA BREAK

NAME THAT TUNE

With
Without
And who'll deny
It's what the
Fighting's all about

PICTURES AT 6 & ll.

Have a Nice Day.