The World This Week

HOMEY TRIES A MIDDLE EASTERN "ROPE A DOPE"
or
KAMIKAZE KARZAI TAKES ON THE TALIBANI TRIBESMEN

This Week, with the Ghost and Mr. Chickens continuing campaigns creating chaos in the region,
Homey tried his own version of "rope a dope" by switching his nations A.D.D. back to Iraq and Afghanistan, thereby belatedly fulfilling his original electoral promises while vainly trying to keep pace with the pulse of America through the eyes of the ever changing pollsters.

This left Kamikaze Karzai, the much maligned pawn of the Western powers, to shake off their
accusations of corruption and deal with his fanatical future constituents who, upon hearing the news that the western campers would soon be packing up and heading home began moving back into small villages and hamlets in anticipation of their departure.

MEMORIES OF 67 GRANGE

Meanwhile, back in Europe, Babylon the Greats Grand Socialist experiment continued to unravel as she was once again forced to open her purse for another bailout, this coming as a shock since it is usually she sucking the life out of her unsuspecting clients. Apparently the Greeks are not at all happy with the service they have received from the Great Roman S.S. whore & her boyfriend America's "Mr. Pringles" pawn. (Balderdash! Ballyhoo?)

THE BIG WEDGE

On a lighter note, workers from the Crown Corporation of Canaduh Post, armed with the knowledge of their employers implicit involvement in a brazen act of murderous treason, decided to go on strike, facing off against Mr. Harper"s Right-Wing dicks who, in turn, claiming to be the
"Innocent Party" attempted to legislate them back to work. This, according to Katy and Shirley,
resulted in a war between Ottawa and Washington over condoms and dick size, with Ottawa prematurely e"jack"ulating victory.

COMING SOON

THE MYSTERY OF 2012:

A short essay on creating the conditions necessary for the former "Evil Empire" to take up the task of destroying it's geographically challenged accuser

or

Gee Mike, I don't want to call you a follicley challenged, Devil-worshipping Roman dick from a
modern-day Atlantis, but when you shoot your mouth off the wrong way I am the one who ends
up facing the wrong end of the fucking clippers!

To be followed by:

PHILOSOPHICAL MUSINGS 101

If the blind continue to lead the blind, will they not both fall into a pit called because and, having
done so, shall they not there perish with the dogs of reason?


PICTURES AT 6 & ll.

Have a Nice Day.