AN UNEXPECTED TWIST TO YOUR ANNUAL
EASTER SHITSHOW
Dear Jesus: Upon resurrection, please attempt to diminish the message to the dogs regarding my kingdom come, as I find I am unable to dumb down mine own intellect enough to do so myself. If you have any problems in this endeavor please let me know and I shall have the Lord of Hosts come down and assist you as he once did your old man.
Love ya son.
Sincerely: Good thing your name is not Luke!
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