A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY OF DENIAL
This Week, the new religion of science found itself embattled on two fronts. First up was the Ancient Astronaut theorists recruitment of Canada's own Captain James T. Kirk to help validate the work started by Erich Von Daniken over 50 years ago. Despite all the evidence gathered during those 50 years that even further supports said theory, the established scientific community still views such theories as somewhat heretical and a threat to the established theory of evolution. In this we have a prime example of how the new religion of science and the old established theologies work hand in hand to suppress any point of view that threatens their established order.
Meanwhile, back in China, the WHO concluded that Covid was not a biological lab error but rather a jump from one species to another, lending credence to the Gaia theory whose defense mechanisms humanity has triggered by its parasitical interaction with said biological entity. And while said theory of the earth being a sentient living organism is still being denied by the mainstream, I very much like to consider this earth to be my mother, so that when she is done teaching you arrogant, impotent children of men a lesson you will not soon forget, perhaps you will adopt a more symbiotic relationship with your host world, providing you survive the tribulation of ordeal that is my will.
On a lighter note, back in America, Satan's spawn the Teflon Don was acquitted by the real right-wing dicks of the Republican party of any wrong doing whatsoever, adorning him with a halo and wings just in time for Cupid's holiday! Apparently the late gipper himself, R. R., was so offended by this that he did one better than roll over in his grave and apparently got up and walked over to Arnolds house proclaiming to his old friend that it was now time to start taking names and kicking ass, to which Arnold then lamented to the former Governor of Ohio " Hey, where's the fucking bar John"?
CUPID'S COVID CONUNDRUM
Attention Ladies, this is your Captain: Due to the ongoing Covid crises I am going to need all of you to mask up, bend over and prepare for entry of your rear lower port. Does anyone know where the button used to open the labial flaps is located?
PICTURES AT 6 & l l
Have a Nice Day
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