THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE
or
WALLACE vs DARWIN
Dear Children of Men:
While the Lord of Hosts together with Satan and his crew of intergalactic monkey fuckers now find
themselves firmly entrenched in the Wallace camp of Intelligent Design, your species of simian simpletons
are still firmly entrenched in Darwin's camp. Since Darwin's basic premise of biological evolutionary
adaptation remains sound, your species of genetically engineered and unnaturally selected simians can
look forward to a future in which your mouths, in order to deal with the constant flow of shit spewing
forth from them, slowly evolve into sphincters and thus give a completely new meaning to the phrase
BECOMING SHITFACED!
PLACE YOUR BETS!
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