The World This Week

                                  THE PRESIDENTIAL APPRENTICE
                                                             or
                         A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY OF SATAN

  This Week, while the left-wing pricks and right-wing dicks in Washington continued to implode, the
eyes of the rest of the world were on host nation Korea and its winter Olympics.  When asked what
he thought of recent developments, Confuseus replied:

  Unto the seven churches that are in Asia, you know, like John described, otherwise I would just be
regurgitating what he saw and heard in his vision of his own reincarnated future existence, which would
be fucking redundant.  Furthermore it would greatly negate the lifetime achievement of my faithful
servant Gideon and his valiant attempt to bring this written word to all.  Any questions?

                                                             or

  Dear Satan:

    Remember back in the day, when, as the leader of the landing party you decided to defy your
Captains (aka Lord of Hosts) orders and together with the rest of your crew decided to mate with
the daughters of men, and by doing so completely ruined the ongoing experiment in genetic engineering
being conducted by the Captain and his science team, thus bringing upon yourself and the rest of
your crew the wrath of said Captain who then proceeded to strand you and your crew here on this
rock like a bunch of "Fallen Angels".  Remember that dummy?

  Okay, so while your former captain and his crew seem to think this was an act of egotism and  lust
for power on your part, I am wondering if it was the feel of the soft simian fur upon your scrotum that
turned you into the overrated, pussy whipped monkey fucker you are today.

                                                               SINCERELY:  Just Wondering

                                                PICTURES AT 6 & l l
                                                Have a Nice Day.