This Week, the King of Wands handily defeated the Queen of Wands, and while the markets
remained relatively calm and stable there was a dramatic drop in the share price of Depends as
well as a marked increase for shares of Serviette brand napkins which analysts attributed to the
fact that Congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle as well as leaders from all over the
globe had stopped shitting themselves and now, together with political pollsters and pundits alike
would be busy eating all that shit they had shovelled to the public, sending the demand for cheap,
disposable paper napkins through the roof!
On a lighter note, when pressed on what he thought of Tuesday nights outcome, Confuseus say:
"What is impossible with men, well, let's just say that the Donald owes me large!
PICTURES AT 6 & l l
Have a Nice Day.
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