Joke of the Week

So Hell said to Death: "So what gives my old friend? You have always been punctual in your own
way, but here you are in 2015 running two years behind."

To this Death replied:" The goddamn Devil! Not only did the old goat refuse to serve when our
Master returned to the stairway to heaven in 2013, but since then he's been adding insult to injury
by dickering over the details of the deal he's trying too strike with the Democratic dimwits, which
brings me back to my original query as to why the fuck you are now following me?

"Goddamn Satan!" replied Hell. The only moral high ground left to the right-wing dick is to argue
the details of the Democratic dimwits deal, so of course the Republican retards have been quick to
make their bed with him, thus requiring my presence.

Too this Death inquired: So exactly what were the last words the Almighty said to you?

Hell grinned and replied:"He said, and I quote "I have pissed on all their Deities, gods and goddesses
alike, so it is only fair that I now piss on their demons as well. Unfortunately, demons rarely
recognize such vulgar displays of power unless of course it is their own, and for this reason your
services are now required in creating the bliss that the annihilation of such opposites represents.

Death responded:" Oh, alright then, that seems fair.  Did you bring a shovel?

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