Joke of The Week

                                        A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY OF
                                        UNCLE SAM STILL WANTING ME
                                        DESPITE THE FACT THAT I NO LONGER
                                        HAVE ANY USE FOR UNCLE SAM


                                                               and/or


                                        A SHORT ESSAY ON HOW TO MAKE
                                             THE LORD OF HOSTS LAUGH




So I said to the Old Goat:  Gee neighbor, It looks like you have some serious race related issues
that need to be addressed.  On the bright side, you can at least take comfort in the fact that, unlike
the difficulties involved when dealing with the subtle nuances and complexities of Theological
differences, the obvious evils of racial bigotry and bias should be easy to sort out. Oh ya, lest I
forget, good luck with that religious based conflict you are currently well mired in!




                                                        COMING SOON


                                      A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY OF
                                      LEFT-WING  WOEMAN WEETAWDS
                                      AND THEIR  CURRENTLY PLAYING
                                      SAME-OLD, SAME-OLD SUBLIMINAL
                                                           MINDFUCK


It is rumored that in the last episode of The Colbert Report, our cheeky host will tackle the delicate
question of " If Tea' Leone fails to win Hilary Clinton the Whitehouse, what will become of Katherine
Heigl, or perhaps more importantly, what will become of the millions of men who continue to suffer
from the anxiety of wondering whether she is a "real blond".




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                                         Have a Nice Day.
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