Monday, August 11, 2014

The World This Week

                                                            From/was

                                                     COMING SOON

                                                             Too/is

                                   YOUR FEATURE PRESENTATION

                                                                of

                                            WELCOME TO IRAQ:

                               YOUR NEW NORTHERN IRELAND


                                            Too be followed by:

                            THE ARMCHAIR WARRIORS LAMENT

                                                       or

                           101 REASONS I SHOULD HAVE LET THE
                           ROMAN RETARDS DEGRADE ASSAD'S
                           MILITARY CAPABILITIES ENOUGH TO
                           ALLOW ISIS TO GAIN CONTROL OF BOTH
                           HIS COUNTRY AND HIS STOCKPILES OF
                          CHEMICAL WEAPONS INSTEAD OF TRYING
                          TOO FOOLISHLY SECURE THEM.

NOTE:  This has been a "take the dogs and rub their noses in their
             own shit" production.


                          A SHORT ESSAY ON THE FOLLY OF
                          "Everybody look, S'il vous plait?"

Dear Isis:

  While your name in Egyptian Mythology has always represented Womanhood in its most pure and exalted form, as The Lord of the Aeon I regret to inform you that your once revered name has been hijacked by a
militant group of Islamic fanatics, while the has been's and wannabe's of the Western world, currently led
by the dead science gang, continue to try too impose ill-dignified and inverted versions whose now glorified
cunts are still attached too their long inverted heads. Since all that blood will eventually, through gravity alone, cause their heads too explode, one can only hope that their followers are close by for said event.

  On a lighter note, I would like to suggest a curriculum change for all the Universities in the Middle Eastern
regions along the line of a new course being offered, something like "Feminism for Fundamentalist Fanatics
in the 21st Century".


                                                      PICTURES AT 6 & l l.

                                                      Have a Nice Day.

 

                                   

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