Joke of the Week

Dear Vlad:

  It is rumored that you shall soon have a face to face with the dog whose selfish and egotistical actions
have placed both you and Mother Russia in such an untenable position, even if some of those were your own by proxy.

  Perhaps you can inform him that his greed is reminiscent of the oligarchs who funneled billions of dollars out
of Russia and into Western banks after the collapse of Boris the spiders reign, therefore you will expect him
to personally foot the bill for the war exercises his actions have caused you to undertake. You can then take
him to St. Petersburg and show him the lavish palace and lifestyle that once resulted in your own country's
bloody revolution, while pointing out the fact that you yourself lead a rather modest lifestyle.

  Last but not least, perhaps you can inform him that you think he might be suffering from delusions of
grandeur, and that since he is a former friend and ally you would like to help him with this.  Then, in true
former Soviet style, you can have him escorted off to some luxurious secret sanitarium in the middle of
nowhere so none of us will ever have to look upon him again.