Saturday, December 14, 2013

The World This Week

  This Week, the Russian government announced it's public opposition to Babylon
the Great and her boyfriend Americas left-leaning liberal agenda's, stating it would
follow its own path of traditional conservative values.  When attempts were made to
reach Babylon the Great, the mysterious mother of harlots and abominations of the
earth for comment on these recent developments she was conveniently unavailable.

  Meanwhile, back in the Middle East, the coldest winter in over a hundred years is
now forecast, leaving Jesus to quip " There is no real way to be delicate about this so
let me put it this way.  When the big guy tells you dumb fucks that you have somehow
managed to turn his love for this world into utter contempt for what you have done to it,
you really should not expect a whole lotta sunshine coming your way since it really does
shine directly out of his almighty ass, something you shitheads would not know since your
lips have been permanently attached to the hairy buttocks of the Goat for the last 30
years.  And don't even get me started on the things you fucknuts have done in my name,
especially this time of year!"

  On a lighter note, the Ford Motor company quietly began retracting its "and is better than
or" commercials over fears the public might misinterpret this as a claim that "crack is better
than pot", which may well be a valid statement if in reference to productivity on their
production lines.

                                          PICTURES AT 6 & 11

                                          Have a Nice Day.

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