A Pavlovian Response for Pavlovian Pigs and Whores

Dear Shaw cable and the "W" Network:

  While your access and control of your own digital box recently
purchased for me is most impressive, your current posting of
"Authorization failed" is both a blatant and bald-faced lie, for if this
were so then troops that have been there for the last ten years would
not still be returning home.

What failed was the implementation, the failure of which falls greatly
upon both the French and Germans whose guilt has become so great
that they felt the need to besiege me for the last month, much to the
business-like consternation of the Great Sphinx Asil sitting atop the
Great Wheel.

  So instead of a wall of blue helmets you now have a Corporate
American catastrophe', and all because an ill-dignified French
Priestess and ill-dignified German star saw fit to join forces in a
rather vain and arrogant attempt to teach me my place.

  Therefore if your mother the Eurowhore is still wondering why her
new Boyfriend in America might feel the need to spy on her, well
shit you fucking dummies I just don't think I can lower my current
intellect enough to explain it to you any further!

NOTE:  And what exactly does the "W" stand for?