The World This Week

CLASH OF THE CLUELESS
or
EXCUSE ME, BUT DO YOU HAVE ANY GREY POUPON?

This week, with the stress of having allowed the Devil and his kin to run rampant upon the earth
since their sacrificial altar debacle of 1984, the unity of Babylon the Greats resurrected Roman
Empire appeared to be cracking, first at the very foundation of civilization and modern day
democracy, followed closely by their historic enemy and regional cultural and economic competitor,
the latter having prevailed over time.

The apparent saviors in this economic Greco-Roman comedic tragedy are set to be played by the
Germans and their French friends, leaving this observer to wonder if both Hitler and Napoleon are
not now gleefully rolling in their graves at the thought that they had both, albeit posthumously,
achieved their goals of ruling Europe, and all without having fired a single shot!

Meanwhile, back in Washington, Babylon the Greats boyfriend America was deeply mired in the ever growing piles of campaign crapola that begin to appear on both sides of the aisle this
close to an election year, making the properly functional yet fashionable attire for all political
fundraisers in the foreseeable future to be Hip-Waders, with a decorative shovel as a handy
accessory. Other fashionable accessories include tinted safety goggles in case of any serious
shit-slinging, as well as customized industrial respirators!

On a lighter note, Canaduh's own Fred and Barney were out and about this week, with Barney
trying to explain why their loyal subjects would have to live with a deficit for a little longer than
he had first announced, while fearless Fred flew to Hawaii, where a twist of fate presented him
with a golden opportunity to explain to Homey that using a Canadian pipeline from his native
province of Alberta for political purposes was not wise at this time, especially when both India
and China are knocking on the door, both with cash in hand.


COMING SOON

Dear Marc Antony:

About that time your ancestral Roman armies burned down my house!
P.S.: Do you think you can tear Cleo away from her Arab uprising long enough to say Hi for
me?
or

Fuck those dumb Americans! Lets just run roughshod over the Natives and build one to the Coast.


PICTURES AT 6 & ll.

Have a Nice Day.