Saturday, September 10, 2011

The World This Week

This Week, on the cusp of the 10th anniversary of the event that shook the Western world,
Babylon the Greats new boyfriend Homey unveiled his long awaited jobs plan while holding his
breath to see if perhaps he and his administration should not have bled Osama for intel first before
bloodying his club while brain-dead Bill stood idly by still clutching his fucking flowers!

Meanwhile, back in Europe, Babylon the Great herself, having seduced many a nation since her
original Treaty of Six, appeared to have entered into a state of menopausal economic decay, shedding jobs and wealth while drowning in a sea of debt so great it is sure to give the average
investor constant hot and cold flashes of their own!

On the Middle Eastern front The Ghost and Mr. Chicken remained at large and in play despite
the best the West had been throwing at them, while the citizens of Egypt gave the Israelis a
terrifying future glimpse of their newly acquired "people power".

On a lighter note, with just a little over a year before the native peoples of South America, together with the rest of humanity, are slated to experience the mathematical and prophetic
accuracy of their Mayan ancestors, Babylon the Great and her Hollywood whores of illusion have
decided to release "Warrior", a militant, Romanesque fight flick sure to ease the minds of the
Spanish infused, Catholisized bastards that now surround them but sure to offer little in terms
of easing the fears indigenous peoples of that southern continent still feel regarding the myth
of younger brother.

PICTURES AT 6 & ll.

Have a Nice Day.

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