COMMENT
This blog is dedicated to my father, whom I just learned passed away earlier this year. I wish
I could say I will not miss you Bob, but I am done with the lies. I Will. So rest in peace, as all has
been forgiven.
TRIVIAL TRASHTALKING
or
FROM GIRLS TO ALIENS
This week, the Governator, having begun his career tied to a tree, now faces an ending strapped
to the media machine as expert analysts were employed to inform him of the coming crisis his now
very public personal indiscretion had created for his future career. Little did Arnold know that
when you marry into the rich, Catholic Democratic Kennedy Clan while ruling Americas Satanic
Biblebelt State as a Republican there is no margin for error, especially when the bastard in question, whether conceived in love or out of lust created a potential rival to any of Maria's future Presidential hopefuls.
So don't worry Arnie, I still love you, and let's face facts my friend, you are dealing with the
Roman Catholic Church, the same lying spectre of the centuries that created the virgin birth
bullshit in order to control both the peasant masses and their ruling aristocracy, as well as the
succession of pompous royalty through the institution of marriage. Had they allowed their Lord
and Savior to be but a mere bastard conceived and born of love they would have controlled nothing!
On a lighter note, if the myth is true I suspect the dove would have entered the vaginal cavity
head first, his beak being required to break the virginal hymen since his wee little pecker would
have hardly made a dint, thus adding a whole new dimension to the phrase "muff diving".
Meanwhile, back in Europe on his way to the annually redundant G8 meeting, Homey cleverly
stood his ground against his pro-Israeli detractors by stopping in Ireland for a quick pint with some distant relatives, leaving Katy Perry pining for her chance to be the self-proclaimed victim
of the Leader of the free world/ET/uncanny lookalike in a robotic spacesuit, he himself being the
real victim of Catholic Ideological Idiocy responsible for the African Apocalypse.
It is now rumored that the First Lady, when observed viewing such female pop icons as Madonna and Britney Spears, appears to have developed a strange glint in her eyes, the meaning of which has yet to be determined.
COMING SOON
Stupid Human Tricks
So the Lord God Almighty said unto the Lord Jesus:
Remember when the stupid humans were given a choice between yourself and a murderer and
you, in your infinite wisdom, asked me to forgive them knowing full well the folly of their ways?
In honor of your request I decided to give them another chance, so I said unto them:
To me do ye reverence
or
To me come ye through tribulation of Ordeal
So go ahead son, take a wild guess at which path they have chosen for themselves!
PICTURES AT 6 & ll.
Have a Nice Day.
Wednesday, May 25, 2011
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