DON'T CRITICIZE, THEY'RE OLD AND WISE
or
A SHORT ESSAY ON HEARING LOSS BROUGHT ABOUT BY THE CONSTANT EFFECT OF GRAVITY RESULTING IN THE SHIT THAT PASSES FOR BRAINS TO CONTINUALLY FLOW
DOWNWARDS INTO ONE'S AUDIO CANAL, THUS GIVING BIRTH TO THE EXPRESSION:
"CLEAN THE SHIT OUT OF YOUR EARS SO YOU CAN HEAR WHAT YOU ARE BEING TOLD".
or
PERSONALLY I COULD GIVE A FLYING FUCK WHAT ANY OF MY OPPONENTS THINK,
FEEL, OR WANT SINCE I HAVE ALREADY STATED BOTH THE CHALLENGE & THE STAKES.
This week, with the Great Cosmic culling of the human herd slated to commence late next year
heralded by the alignment of the Galactic Macrocosm with it's Earthly Microcosm resulting in God's opening volley of a Cosmic skull-bashing from above, and with said event destined to culminate in W.W.III, it was business as usual for Babylon the Great and her boyfriend America,
despite being shown to be both deaf and blind.
In the Pacific, Godzilla was crowned undisputed champion at pointing out the folly of men as
radiation levels in some areas in and around Japan are rumored to have spiked to obscene levels.
This prompted the Hollywood whores of illusion to join forces with TV's golden boy Dick Wolf
for a future release of "Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles L.A.: The Rise and Fall of Chico Suavez".
Meanwhile, back in the Middle East, with Arab youth taking to the streets all around them, Palestinian militants attempted to change the minds of a future Israeli electorate with their tried
and true method of blowing up public buses, first used successfully in 1996 to overthrow the late
Yitzhak Rabin's peacemaking successor Shimon Peres and replace him with hardliner Benjamin
Netanyahu, forcing me to appear and paste my name upon the great white throne in the church
of the Pater Noster and who, at the helm once again, they now seek to replace with the more
moderate and congenial left.
On a lighter note, Babylon the Greats EU once again found itself in financial trouble, forcing her
to open up her seemingly bottomless purse while her boyfriend America was taught the lesson of why it is not wise to piss off
the current Pakistani government over a shady Embassy employee as the Taliban somehow
managed to kidnap 50 Afghan police right under the very noses of the current American Military's much vaunted surge.
Meanwhile, back in Canaduh, savior and avenging angel of the once defunct Conservative Party,
Stephen Harper, watched his government fall in a non-confidence vote, setting the stage for a
spring clean for the May queen election, pitting his increasingly fascist, bible-thumping conservatives against a highly educated and well traveled elitist liberal intellectual and an aging,
medically challenged everyday working mans advocate, with the Bloc continuing it's role as spoiler.
PICTURES AT 6 & ll.
Have a Nice Day.
Sunday, March 27, 2011
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