Dear Satanic Majesty:
If you find yourself bewildered and confused about your current diplomatic dilemma, it is suggested you refer to the biblical parable regarding saints and captivity. Upon doing so, please feel free to choke on it slowly, ever so slowly.
Dear Three-Eyed Goat:
Do you find yourself suffering from the burning and itching sensation of new International sanctions?
Try new "Capitulation H", designed specifically to relieve the pain and discomfort caused by those "hard to reach" places.
Seriously and Sincerely: LORD & MASTER
of the
Order of
ORDO TEMPLI ORIENTIS
COMING SOON
If a monkey can be trained to pilot a spacecraft, why not an Islamic State?
or
Gee Satan, I hate to ruin your day, but do you think you should now hope Homey wears odor-eaters?
PICTURES AT 6 & ll.
Have a Nice Day.
Wednesday, June 9, 2010
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