Keeping that Old Serpent in his Place or How my Original Career Choice of Comedy Turned Into a Masters Degree in Theology & Political Science

AMELIA

And so it came to pass that The Lord said unto that old, narcissistic, incestuous Beast:

I got your memo regarding your lifelong desire to reign in Hell rather than serve in Heaven, and
having shown yourself eternally adamant about this, I have finally decided to grant your request.
However, since details are apparently your department I highly suggest you begin the arduous task of removing your two opposable thumbs from the dark and dank recess of your own hairy buttocks and get down to business!

P.S.: I hope you enjoy all the upcoming fan mail as I felt it would be a good idea for you to get to know some of your potential future subjects before beginning your reign.


COMING SOON


BABYLON THE GREATS VERSION OF

"THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES"

Sex is a weapon but only SHE is allowed to use it, making it extremely difficult to find "The The" healthy and clean vagina in the midst of her sick and unclean world.

or

If I buy myself a rubber girl and fill her full of air, what do I do if she springs a leak? Furthermore, upon repair, will she continue to suffer from a deflated ego?


HAVE A GREAT DAY