Monday, March 22, 2010

Facing Off in the Caretakers Corner or The Inherent Risk and Peril of Sympathy for the Devil

THE LORDS VERSION OF POLITICS 101

THIS WEEK: The United States (Homey)
vs
Israel (She/Unknown?)


She: Opens with the usual hard-right Sovereign State, right to self defense bullshit.

Homey: Counters with a reminder that said sovereignty would not have been possible without the help of both the U.S. and U.N. amidst great adversity, giving both parties long-held, vested interest
in the actions of the Jewish State.

She: Shall claim that the sharp global rise in anti-semitism has forced her to prepare for a future
population explosion.

Homey: Counters by pointing out the fact that most of such anti-semitism is the direct result of the Jewish states actions against its Palestinian neighbors.

Homey: After excusing himself briefly to check his infamous Blackberry returns to inform She
that he just received an E-mail from The Lord of whose house She claims to represent stating that he would one day like to present her West Bank settlements as Welcome Wagon gifts to the
Palestinians upon achieving future Statehood.

She: ?


COMING SOON


My Shadow on the Wall

or

Jesus asks his Father the eternal Question:

Why is it that when I die from having chased
money lenders from your temple they call it
Good Friday but when those very same money
lenders lose money on the stock market they
call it Black Friday?

PICTURES AT 6 & ll.

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