A SATURDAY MORNING WITHOUT CABLE or SPINNING THE WHEEL FOR AMUSEMENT

The World This Week: PRESIDENTIAL PAVLOVIAN PEASANTRY
or
CATASTROPHIC COMEDY FOR THE NEW YEAR


Having recently employed the trigger phrase "any side but yours bitch" as stimulus, Babylon the
Greats new boyfriend Homey the Clown, having become the man at Chez Whitey and as such
keeping with the Lefts 25 year old "dead science" tradition, announced to the world on "Tuesday"
his future plans for Afghanistan.

Meanwhile, back in their deep, dark Neo-Conservative lairs hidden throughout Washington, the
leaders of America's Industrial/Military Complex will, upon the publishing of this blog, quickly begin to assert that it is I who am the Pavlovian "dog".

When asked to comment upon the state of the world currently helmed by the children of both
his Satanic Majesty as well as those of Babylon the Great the Lord replied:

If shit were brains you would all be proud, card-carrying Mensa members! Unfortunately, even Chance the lowly gardener knows where to place shit that it might serve it's most useful
purpose.

Oops! My bad. I seemed to have failed to take into account the fact that you pigshit whoredogs
think that "I am" Chance the lowly gardener, in which case I trust I have cleared up all the
confusion regarding where you are all headed on your way to Being There.

Thus, the only mystery left to you and your wealth of lies shall be whether or not I one day
choose to lift my leg as my teeth reflect beams upon your tombstones.

WHEEL AND-WHOA!

Dear Afghan Warlords:

Please allow "younger brother" six months to show his true intentions regarding the future of
your nation.

COMING SOON

With the Judeo-Christian Holiday season fast approaching, if it is truly better to give than to
receive we'll explore the myriad of bullshit reasons why the current Israeli government does not
just "give" their Illegal settlements in the West Bank to their Palestinian neighbors as a first step in their search for truth, justice, and the American way!

PICTURES AT 6 & ll.

NOTE: The locals may now observe the meteorological Pavlovian response of "colder than a whore waiting for her wedding day".