Crime of the Century or How the Muslim World got Played

Watching the Boys Fall Down

Dear Leaders and Bureaucrats of the Western Intelligence Community:

As I do not believe the incidents previously discussed on this site to be the result of mere coincidence, and as I am the lone witness to your crimes, I must now accuse the governments
of the United States, Israel, and Canada, as well as their subsequent intelligence services (CIA,
Mossad, CSIS) of either complete and utter incompetence or direct complicity in the 2005 attacks
at Sharm el Sheik, Egypt, and most despicably against your own ally in London, England.

As I alerted the office of Canadian P.M. Jean Chretien's office after the first attack on a tourist
bar in Tel Aviv in 2oo1, and the governments of all three nations again immediately after 9/11,
I can find no excuse for the events of July, 2005 save your direct collusion with your supposed
enemy in order to justify your own stated "war on terror". Having chosen by your own free
will that old serpent the Devil and Satan as your masters and Babylon the Great Roman Whore
as your Queen, I see no reason not to hand your lying tongues, stealing hands and blasphemous
heads over to the hands of your enemies.

Dear Al Qaeda and all other Islamic Extremists:

Thats right sons of Cain, you heard it here first. You have been played! While I was hoping
the removal of Saddam would enable me to satisfy your complaint regarding the American
military presence in Saudi Arabia, your continued campaign against the West in Iraq has played
right into the hand of the American Industrial/Military complex and the right-wing neo-conservative dogs who control it! However, as you now have a new leader in the White House who is much more open and sympathetic to your grievances, I suggest you take advantage of such an opportunity or remain the "played" pawns that you have become.

Dear Homey(aka; Idea City's "Longshot", Felix "the cat" Lighter) :

To say that you now owe me one is an understatement, but as you are so intellectually acute
yet so worldly green I cannot help myself but to lend you a helping hand. Here then are the orders of business, "MY BUSINESS", with which you can help.

1. I want the "far-right" wing parties of Israel, and in particular big mouth's "Satan" Sharansky
and his settler's party to come to the White House and explain to you why your Administration
should continue to support a people who considers stealing from it's neighbors to be it's god-given right, especially when I, their creator and maker, known to my friends the Khabs as "Daood",
fucking say that they are full of shit! (note: refer to the historical "Lands of Judah").

2. Last time I checked, yours was the Obama-Biden Administration. Therefore, I suggest you
stop insulting my friends "The Khabs" by sending a woman to bark at them and make full use of the man you chose as your second-in-command (say it ain't so Joe?). Feel free to delegate her
to the Euro-theatre of shit-shovelling, where I am sure she shall feel right at home in Babylon
the Great's dominion.

P.S. Since you and your administration are busy printing and handing out money, and as I am getting too old for this shit, please feel free to donate to my righteous cause, or better yet, see if my friends The Khabs would like to hear this voice speaking for them and the Palestinians in the
future and would consider the value of such:

Canada Trust: TDCT 00882 (Transit No.) 004 (Inst. No.) 5258692 (Account no.)


TRIVIA BREAK

Keep Your Filthy Hands off My Desert

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