Lessons for the Longshot (Part Deux/Duh)

Dear Homey:

As Babylon the Greats new boyfriend, you will now find yourself confronting 25 years of Ideological and Military idiocy that are not of your own making, hence the need as previously stated on this site for hip-waders and a shovel. Your detractors and opponents shall continue to hammer away at your inexperience, which is why I created this site in the first place, having made
manifest Tarot Trump #14, entitled "ART". Humanity is essentially a race of intellectual infants,
and for this reason I am forced to intervene. I am your wisdom and understanding, therefore as
you proceed through the political minefield created since 1984 remember this: "Every man and every woman is a Star, every number is infinite, there is no difference".

A PAWNS PLAY

In order to successfully deal with any situation or crisis, one must first try to understand the
underlying forces that created such. The current adversarial nature of your relationship with
North Korea has everything to do with China's claim to Taiwan and very little to do with the former 50 year old conflict. Understand this first!

Psych 101: When dealing with a spoiled brat demanding attention, DO NOT behave in a knee-
jerk, Pavlovian reactionary manner. Keep silence. Do not threaten one who is threatening.
Be thou as calm as the waters in the eye of the hurricane, secure in the knowledge that your
retaliatory response, if necessary, shall be both swift and devastating. True power need not be
stated, merely understood. Therefore if the Devil and his Dragon wish to dance over something
so petty as Taiwan, let them do so solo, and do not be egged into clearing them a space on their
own dance floor! Remember that in accordance with the "Accursed Dyad" previously discussed
on this site, "HE" is the wannabee, and you son, are anything but a has-been. As for Babylon
the Great and her constant criticism, explain to her that it is nothing personal but merely a
matter of Geography, not to mention the cost of all those binoculars for the men and women of your Navy! Sil vous plait? Everybody look, and proceed with cementing your relationship with
the other supposed has-been. Do this by deleting the neo-conservatives planned missile
placement in Eastern Europe, explaining to Babylon the Great that if she still wants your help
in defending herself from a perceived threat from a rogue Islamic State then she can place said
defensive system where it belongs, in either Greece, Southern Italy, or Spain. Furthermore,
since both She and Satan made themselves rich during the 90's at the expense of Mother Russia, she can fucking well pay for said system herself! After all, if the French and Germans
had not been so hell bent on sticking a knife in your predecessors back, Iraq would now be a
blue-helmeted U.N. operation and the Iranians much more agreeable and compliant with
her demands. Ignore her delusions as SHE still thinks she wears the pants! Dancing with
Mrs. D?

MIDDLE ASIA

In the matter of both Pakistan and Afghanistan, as you find yourself drowning in the vanity and egotism of all those NATO military experts and Top Brass types, remember that the majority are but mere imbeciles, and as we all know, in a true democracy, the majority rules.

PAKISTAN

Herein lies your thorn in a sea of perfection. Your solution? There is none. The damage has
been done by the previous administrations over-zealous ideological pursuit of democracy and
it's imposition. However, when forced to confront its own hypocrisy by the left showed themselves weak and caved, abandoning the right man for the task at hand and leaving you with
the current chaos created by the interplay of "the dove and the serpent". Jump, spot, jump?

What you can do is refrain from repeating the mistake of your Democratic predecessor in Bosnia and more recently in Lebanon. I am the eye in the sky, nothing more. The more you
attack them, the more you risk driving them inland into the centers of power. Furthermore,
power abused is power lost. The death of every innocent civilian as acceptable collateral damage erodes such, garnering public support for your opponents. Be thou not reckless,
but rather patient and precise, or still and silent, but ever watchful. And if the Big Brass Boys
of NATO question you on this, ask them how many of those responsible for creating Bills Bosnian Debacle have actually been found? That should shut them up temporarily, having already shown themselves to be cowards. Speak softly and carry a big dick? Been there, doing
that. Time for a change! Blazing Saddles?


AFGHANISTAN

Your current situation is a direct result of the incompetence of the array of Military Experts
who now advise you and their failure to understand one simple reality not lost on the Warlords
they have foolishly chosen to shit upon, this being that they are nothing more than well-equipped campers who will eventually be packing up and leaving their homeland wilderness. However, as they themselves have no desire to see the Taliban usurp their own power, they are quite happy to play one against the other to their own advantage. Newsflash!
New American President realizes that in Afghanistan, he is considered the pawn. Your move
Homey.

IRAN

Review several times the opening scene of the late Stanley Kubrick's 2001, A Space Odyssey
and proceed from the knowledge that the current Administration faces an electoral population
the majority of which are under 25 and yearn for the material rewards and intellectual freedom
that you, representing the true West, have to offer them. DO NOT, as the current Synagogue of
Satan now prescribes, give them any excuse to excite said youth into a state of Nationalistic fervor. And after all of this, won't you give me a smile?

DO WHAT THOU WILT